Subliminal Messaging
June 202010
When I was 3 I used to count backwards to 0 and then I would count back up to 5.
Why would I do this? Nobody ever knew and it wasn’t until I was 25 that we finally figured it out.
It was because my father was an evil scientist and he kept me hidden away from society to see while he would perform subliminal messaging on my young ripe little mind.
In no time I was under his control and would start counting backwards then forwards, as you can imagine my entire life has been distraught and I’m chronically addicted to breathing.